Time Traveling Spammer Revealed

By Deane Barker on August 29, 2003

Building a Time Machine by Spam: Finally the answer to all the time-travel spams.

“An investigation has revealed that the time-travel spammer is dead serious about his quest for technology that can rewind time.

A trail of Internet clues has fingered Robert ‘Robby’ Todino as the source of the time-travel messages. In a telephone interview last week, the 22-year-old Woburn, Massachusetts, resident admitted that he has sent nearly 100 million of the bizarre messages since November 2001.

‘It almost feels worthless now because the people who are monitoring my every move always seem to win. But it’s the only form of communication I have right now,’ Todino said.”