I Have An iPod—In My Mind: Too funny.
“I hear those little things carry up to a month’s worth of music. Well, so does my mind. I can call up any song I’ve ever heard, any time I want. And I never have to load software or charge batteries. There are no firewire cords or docks to mess with. I just put my hands behind my head, lean back, and select a tune from the extensive music-library folder inside my brain.”