Nameless, Faceless, Happy People

By Deane Barker on August 13, 2003

America’s Web Site wants to slap all those “Shiny Happy People.”: A rant about the non-descript “people” that dominate corporate Web pages. And did you ever notice that they’re almost always looking up at you? Like you’re the overlord of the Shiny Happy Kingdom?

I recently worked on some competitive analysis and checked out dozens of web sites in the health care industry. Let me tell you, Vincent, Gratuitous People are taking over! They are rampant. They all should be shot. Quickly!! All these happy, smiling people are no good.