Cancel Google

By Deane Barker on October 18, 2007

Note: This site is not Google. I cannot help you remove Google from your home page, except to refer you to this links:

How To Change Your Home Page: The instructions for Internet Explorer 5 and 6 work the same for Internet Explorer 7.

Google Answers HCI PhD Program: This page comes up first when you Google for “cancel google.” The page happens to allow comments. The results, like we’ve seen before, are hysterical.

I WANT TO TAKE GOOGLES OFF OF MY HOME PAGE

[…] I did not authorize google to invade and set up on my computer. If this was my house/home the offending person would be under arrest. Google can fry for doing this

[…] Remove my name from your list NOW. I don’t and won’t be a part of a left wing liberal operation like yours. You can sign up all the MOVEOVER.Nuts your want but leave me out.

And they go on and on, despite repeated warnings and, apparently, repeated mass deletions by the site owner.

This page now shows up as #1 for “cancel google”. I initially deleted all comments related to that but eventually found it so amusing that I had to let them through. I get a chuckle out of the “don’t be evil” mantra and then reading these comments.

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Comments

  1. Cancel google,,, Take it off from my pc… LLLLOOOOOOOOLLLL

    My favorite: Take google away from my yahoo! HEHEHEHEHE

  29. can u please cancel google homepage in my computer. i don`t like it anyway cancel it please…very disturbing in my homepage. i want yahoo.

  45. I want to cancel Google and put me back to yahoo Google has messed up my whole way of running my computer I want to go back please thank you— to yahoo

  51. Please cancel my account and home page because I have not been able to use my pc or get me email for two days

  52. I am D L Johnson (author),

    Google interrupts my work.

    My work page is erased by Google.

    One might conclude that all Google people are assholes?

    If not, they would fix the matter.

    DLJohnson

  53. I am D L Johnson (author),

    Google interrupts my work.

    My work page is erased by Google.

    One might conclude that all Google people are assholes?

    If not, they would fix the matter.

    DLJohnson

  57. Looks like we’ve got a new #1 result for “Cancel Google”. The baton has been passed!

  58. I am unhappy that google has allowed one of my grandchild to invade my computer and make google my home page . I do not want Google qand want it removed asap.

  59. OK where do you find out how to get this monster off my pc? There is no information listed on this page telling you how to get rid of something that you do not want please reply.

  60. please take google off my computer, it cuts my computer off every few minutes, i did not put it on there an do not want it.

  62. Amazing, you inherited the #1 spot. Now you are in possession of one of the most fascinating internet comment threads.

  65. cancel google…. It keps tryimg to cancel my yahoo acct. I do no want google I cannot remember my password or anything else… please get off of my computer. a neighbor signed me up for google and i do no want it. go way

  66. cancel google…. It keps tryimg to cancel my yahoo acct. I do no want google I cannot remember my password or anything else… please get off of my computer. a neighbor signed me up for google and i do no want it. go way

  67. I am unhappy about Mozilla Firefox changing my Home page. It was set up for Hughes Net and you changed it to Google. If I had wanted Google I would have set it up a long time ago. I now want Mozilla Firefox set up as Hughes Net on my computer again. I hate Google

  70. I just want all google wiped off my computer as from now 5 /6 2008 i have been trying for over an hour now so PLEASE DO IT NOW

  73. PLEASE, Get me out of this mess. I do not want this stuff and it is causing me problems. I do not want to talk with you. How the hell do I get rid of the tool bar and clear all your , what ever stuff ???????? of my computer?????

    H. Rolland Lowe

    PLEASE HELP ME GIT RID of my problems, YOU!!!!

    HRL

  77. I’ve had Yahoo as my home page for years, and reinstalled it when I noticed I wasn’t gettin e-mail, and thougt Google was cancelled, but every other day it comes back up as my home page.

    TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!!!

                Dorothy Hart
            spcl22@vrizon.net

  85. I DON’T WANT TO CANCEL GOOGLE I JUST WANT TO GET RID IF THE GOOGLE BOX THAT I USED TO ASK GOOGLE A QUESTION

  86. I DON’T WANT TO CANCEL GOOGLE I JUST WANT TO GET RID IF THE GOOGLE BOX THAT I USED TO ASK GOOGLE A QUESTION

  87. I DON’T WANT TO CANCEL GOOGLE I JUST WANT TO GET RID IF THE GOOGLE BOX THAT I USED TO ASK GOOGLE A QUESTION

  93. My bridge pop-up page is not working ans says blocked by Google. Most keen to play now and in future as in past

  95. Please remove Google as my home page, although I will open Google when necessary.

    Hal Ehrlich

  103. Cancel the entire Google thing. It hogs everything. Can not get to the sites I want because Google overtakes them.

  111. Google go away. I do not want you in my life. I was fine without you and I want it to stay that way. I will have Yahoo beat you up.

  116. You seriusly dont know how the internet works…Google is a free search engine…

    This site is not related to google at all. :P

  129. Please cancel Google windows. I am with a University and need Cardinal Stritch University as my home page. Thank you for your attention.

  145. I don’t want google for my home page. I want msn (hot mail). Please remove it from my computer. Thank you.

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