Get a First Life

By Deane Barker on January 29, 2007

Get a First Life: A One Page Satire of Second Life: We need to send the Swedish Department of State to this site.

America’s teens, your First Life dream world awaits. Hang out at the mall! Embarass yourself in gym class! Get acne! Experiment with mind-altering recreational drugs! The First Life world is your oyster.

Got First Life Questions? We’ve Got Answers

Are five senses enough? What’s this body thing, and what do I do with the dangly bits? Why can’t I build a dirigible with my mind? Penguins, spoons and you — what’s life like among the flightless?


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