“Wow, [the zoo’s koala population] tripled in six months?”, Officer Clancy asked, whistling.
“Yes, it’s true”, said the zookeeper, “We can barely afford enough donuts to feed them all.”
“I bet you’d be glad to have some of those koalas off your hands,” Bugs said.
“No… no…” Wikipedia murmured, sinking to the floor and curling up into a fetal position.
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