“Your cleavage inspires me to song…”

By Deane Barker on December 9, 2005

Musical breast implants: Pam Anderson better have a lot of friggin’ music.

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: “It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”

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Comments

  1. Now that’s just… I dunno. It reminds me of a bad joke I heard/told back in junior high. Something about a radio and a woman’s chest, and trying to change stations…

  2. I saw this first on: engadget a couple of months ago… (may of even seen it through a gadgetopia post, can’t remember).

    From my blog post about it:

    “Think of having a tazer-like implant. Anyone who isnt supposed to touch gets shot with an electronic pulsing nipple.”
  3. Thats worst than those freaks with hundreds of pircings on their body, well at least I can dance to their collection of “Men with out Hats” While I laugh at them.

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