The Onion redesigned this week, and they have a great article on Google: Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can’t Index
“Google finally has what it needs to catalog the DNA of every organism on Earth,” said analyst Imran Kahn of J.P. Morgan Chase. “Of course, some people might not want their DNA indexed. Hence, the robot army. It’s crazy, it’s brilliantâ€”typical Google.”
Google’s robot army is rumored to include some 4 million cybernetic search-and-destroy units, each capable of capturing and scanning up to 100 humans per day.
Completely off-topic, but the opinion piece by the goat had me rolling.