Lithuania Developing Super Secret Cloud Weapon

By on January 27, 2005

Russian combat jets were scrambled yesterday in response to an attacking “aircraft” from their tiny Baltic neighbor, Lithuania. Apparently the Russians are still using their pre-1940 radar equipment.

“Our fighter approached the trespasser to make it land or leave Russian air space”, the press service said. “A closer examination showed that there was a cloud instead of a light plane and it was coming from the territory of Lithuania,” the Baltic Fleet’s spokesman said.

Wasn’t there a Bond movie about this once?