Apparently I’m not the only one who gets annoyed with people yakking into cell phones in public places. The guys at Draplindustries Design Co. have come up with what might be a fun solution, of sorts. Introducing SHHH, the Society for HandHeld Hushing.
That’s right. We’re tired of having to listen to your loud, obnoxious conversations. We don’t care about yer new haircut or what “he” might have said to you the night before. (We couldn’t believe it either!) It doesn’t interest us in the least whether or not you are going to attend the company Christmas party or when you need to pick up yer ugly kids from soccer practice. Nope. Don’t want to hear it.
Simply download this PDF, cut ‘em out, and “politely” hand them out to whoever is “spinning a yarn” next to you in the checkout line.