I Must Take Issue With The Wikipedia Entry For ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic: Excellent parody over at The Onion lampoons Wikipedia and the people who edit it. So, technically, I have become the subject of an Onion article. I knew it would happen one day.
To whomever or whatever is currently in charge of the free encyclopedia and online community portal at Wikipedia.org, I demand that you remove the mask of anonymity and account for the gross oversights to be found on your site. I must take issue with your entry for “Weird Al” Yankovic — for in allowing it to remain active, you are perpetrating a great injustice.
You most likely recognize my username, misterhand43. If you do not, you at the least recall my flame war with SoulblighterEricâ€”I speak, of course, of the altercation which led to my ignoble suspension as a Wikipedia editor. As penance for my immaturity on the Admiral Akbar talk-page thread last March, I have held my tongue for eight months now.