Hi, this is President Bush. No seriously — the entry was written by George W. Bush. I’m posting to this blog because it seems like Deane’s site is a great way for people to get in touch with the movers and shakers of the world.
Apparently a great number of you are sitting out there waiting for important people to post here so you can get in touch with us. Given this situation, I’m sitting here with Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Jesus, and Scooby Doo right now. We’re waiting for your comments.
So, please write to ask for money, to explain your theory on the war in Iraq, to chastize Willie for his indescretions, to ask for random miracles, or to say that “I would have gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling kids!!”
We’re sitting here waiting.