All About the Pentiums

By Deane Barker on December 16, 2003

XVR27’s “Weird Al” Yankovic Homepage – Lyrics – It’s All About The Pentiums: Gotta be one of the best (only?) geek parody songs ever made. Sung to the tune of Puff/P Daddy/Diddy’s “All About the Benjamins.”

You’ve gotta be the dumbest newbie I’ve ever seen
You’ve got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You’re usin’ a 286? Don’t make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?