Big Game Survival Equipment

By on December 8, 2003

Checklist for the next time (first time) I get tickets to the Super Bowl.

  • binoculars
  • seat cushion
  • camera
  • program
  • food suit

That’s right, you too can wear all your favorite food stuffs and never have to leave your seat during the game. Now if you could just convince everybody else in your row to wear them too you’d be all set. This takes the beer can hat to whole new level.

In contrast, this is not the type of thing you’d want to wear while hunting big game. In that case, you’d probably make some bear very happy.

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