Feel the Pain of Wi-Fi

By Deane Barker on October 9, 2003

WiFi – SM: feel the global pain: Like I said, stop surfing all the blogs or someone will tape this to your neck without you knowing about it.

“WiFi-SM is an Internet connected wireless device that you can fix on any part of your body. It automatically detects the information from approximately 4,500 news sources worldwide updated continuously and analyses them looking for specific keywords such as death, kill, murder, torture, rape, war, virus etc.

Each time the text of the news contains one of these keywords, your WiFi-SM device is activated through the WiFi network and provides you with an electric impulse. This impulse is calibrated so that you can feel a certain amount of pain, but is completely safe.”

Redefines the term “hotspot.” Don’t get caught in downtown St. Louis for too long.