“Buy Lincoln High School? Check. Destabilize Denmark? Check.”

By Deane Barker on October 8, 2003

Denmark’s crown prince engaged to Australian commoner: First he buys schools, then he arranges a marriage to infiltrate Microsoft into the royal family of a European country?

“A former project consultant for a Danish division of Microsoft is about to marry a prince. Denmark’s future king, Crown Prince Frederik, and Mary Donaldson, his Australian fiancee, greeted thousands of people from the balcony of a downtown palace shortly after their engagement was announced Wednesday.”

Bill Gates will stop at nothing in his quest to dominate the world!



  1. What a nefarious plan; take over the world using Denmark as a staging point. Boris Badenoff would be proud.

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