My Life Story on The Onion

By Deane Barker on August 11, 2010

Man Lives In Futuristic Sci-Fi World Where All His Interactions Take Place In Cyberspace:Wow, The Onion wrote an article about me.

As if it were just a natural part of his day, Royce calmly surveys a torrent of classified cyber messages that flicker before his eyes in a mad rush. It’s a chaotic scene, but Royce doesn’t panic, for he is the lord and master of this virtual dimension.

A lone cyber-wolf, he prowls not the bustling streets of the analog world, but the electric avenues of the metaverse.

“I found these really cool shoes on Zappos the other day,” Royce says […]

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