Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text

By on March 19, 2010

Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text: The Onion speaks the truth.

Unable to rest their eyes on a colorful photograph or boldface heading that could be easily skimmed and forgotten about, Americans collectively recoiled Monday when confronted with a solid block of uninterrupted text.

Dumbfounded citizens from Maine to California gazed helplessly at the frightening chunk of print, unsure of what to do next. Without an illustration, chart, or embedded YouTube video to ease them in, millions were frozen in place, terrified by the sight of one long, unbroken string of English words.

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Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    I love the Onion too! I read one of your entries from a LONG time ago, where you were raving about the book "Ship of Gold in the Deep Blue Sea." Can you give me a brief summary of the book? Help me please, I'm drowning!

  2. Anonymous says:

    I love the Onion too! I read one of your entries from a LONG time ago, where you were raving about the book "Ship of Gold in the Deep Blue Sea." Can you give me a brief summary of the book? Help me please, I'm drowning!

  3. Tyical User says:

    TL;DR

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