I was able to spam the Wankometer all the way to an 11 (“This level is classified as OFF THE SCALE!”) using a page with these two sentences:
“We need to create synergy among our business units using integrated, seamless, and robust features of our B2B platform. This will enable us to refocus on our core business without a force reduction.”
I had to expirement a bit. Interestingly, removing the second sentence dropped the wankiness down to 3.68.
I wonder if people really know the true definition of wank: http://www.chambers.co.uk/chambers/wordgames/index.php?query=wank
You British are so touchy.