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This would just creep my right the hell out.

I'm with Joe. Instead of having the parent set up these parameters before the kid sees it, why not have it begin a learning process when it's first powered up? "Hi! My name is Elmo! What's your name?" That would be more realistic than the creepy thing knowing the kid's name right off the bat.

No, the part that creeped me out was just the idea of Elmo talking to Ben all day.

reminds me of Teddy from "A.I." he was the most heartbreaking character in that entire movie. a toy tossed aside.

seriously creepy. makes me think of chucky -_-

I'm just waiting for "Screams when set alight Elmo". I'd buy a dozen and toast them all at once.

How long until we get:

• "Knows where you live and the route you drive to work" Elmo.
• "Knows what you did last summer" Elmo
• "Knows that you wear ladies underwear" Elmo
• "Know where the bodies are hidden" Elmo
• "Knows what lurks in the hearts of men" Elmo
• "Knows what happened to Chuck Cunningham" Elmo

You people need to grow up.

Nothing would be more amazing to a child, then to see/hear Elmo already knowing their name out of the box. Mattel is very smart for making this toy, and it will be a bonanza, regardless of what anyone thinks.

Unfortunately, you trolls that watch too much news, are some how creeped out by it. Most of you are just bandwagoning with the first comment anyway, just to look cool. (which is outrageously common in online forums), That's called having a low self esteem, and having a closed mind, which seems to be the trend with American culture. (and i doubt any of you are parents anyway, so you really have nothing valid to say, even if this is a gadget site. Perhaps you should all keep your idiocy to yourself, on things you know nothing about).

I bet you're the same people that said "Tickle me Elmo will be used by kids to get self gratification, because it vibrates, and that is sick man". - Help us all.

You paranoid retards need to take a minute to think about how much kids will love this, and how harmless it is. (ADHD can be very debilitating though).

Let the brainless, invalid, and ignorant responses, ensue.

...and i doubt any of you are parents anyway...

Making sweeping, uninformed generalizations is better? Lighten up.

That gets my vote as one of the best rants ever posted to this site.

Wow. I had no idea that Elmo had an agent, and now it appears that I've ticked him off.

…and i doubt any of you are parents anyway…

I've got three.

Unfortunately, you trolls that watch too much news, are some how creeped out by it.

Actually, I'd have to wager that you are the one that has been watching too much news. Contrary to what you may think, 99% of the discussions (Hello Fabian!) on this site have been very civilized and don't deteriorate into flame wars. Until your post, everything else was relatively funny comments that would have been made online or at the office with colleagues.

ADHD can be very debilitating though

I'm still trying to figure out how this ties into any aspect of the post or the ensuing discussion.

The more I think about your post, the more I think you are just trolling around trying to stir stuff up.

ADHD can be very debilitating though

He's actually right about this. I think I have it. I can't get anything done.

They are only creeped out because they secretly fantasize that one day they will grow up and marry Elmo. You all know the old saying, "the child that picks another is actually secretly saying I Love You", or have serious internal emotional issues and then tries to bring others down with them.

I bought one of these for my daughter. Its a couple of days before her birthday, so I decided to hack it. Its very easy to do. The only real difficult part is that you need to really start practicing your elmo voice.

The installer CD spends about 10 minutes copying over 15,000 names with very obvious file names...then the phrase files...and then a file called "temp.inf" pops up in the program directory, containing a peculiar text file.

Here is a sample of the temp.inf script file that defines the audio sequences. Its compiled and linked to audio files during the final elmo configuration process, executed randomly and contains variables:

PL_016:
PLAY ELMO_LOVES_YOU+[50MSEC]+#CHILDSNAME
RTS

With some crafty skills, this line could easy be changed to:

PL_016:
PLAY ELMO_IS_WATCHING_YOU+[50MSEC]+#CHILDSNAME
RTS

or how about:

PL_016:
PLAY ELMO_KNOWS_WHAT+[50MSEC]+#PARENT2+[50MSEC]+DID_LAST_SUMMER
RTS

The possibilities are ENDLESS!

We truly live in the future. Someone has hacked an Elmo.

Casey, if you have a blog, post a longer HOWTO and we'll link to it. If you don't, send us an article and we'll post it and give you credit.

My blog is at http://www.seattlewireless.net/~casey/

Stay tuned, im working on a HOWTO right now.

The hack and howto is documented here:

http://www.seattlewireless.net/~casey/2005/11/11#nov112005

Includes pictures and video

Why not use this to 'fix' two toys at one time? Like creating the Elmo-Sapien robot.

They say I have ADHD, but I don't believe...oh look, a chicken!

Looks like it's a trend: Knows Your Name Winnie the Pooh