The 12-Year-Old Spy

By on June 8, 2004

e-t-a-o-n-r-i Spy and the F.B.I.: This is a pretty funny story about a kid, a secret code, and the FBI.

About six weeks later, when I happened to be off on another escapade, my mother was visited by a man who identified himself as an investigator from the F.B.I. […] He reportedly was quite disappointed when he learned that I was only 12 years old.

[he] said “Lady, this case has cost the government thousands of dollars. It has been the top priority in our office for the last six weeks. We traced the glasses to your son from the prescription by examining the files of nearly every optometrist in San Diego.”

Totally sounds like something I would have done when I was a kid.

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Comments

  1. tina says:

    wow you are a spy. i want to be a spy . i am 11 . i do not no how to becom a spy that is kid can you helpe me?

  2. rhys says:

    i want to be a spy bot i do not no eney webs plazzzz help ???????????????????

  3. joel says:

    i am 12 years old and know a little about codes,ciphers,and some spy tacktics. i have wanted to be a spy forever.can i be a spy but not move from my house? please get back to me as soon as you can! thanks!

    -joel

  4. mmj says:

    i spyed on pepel for a long time in me life i qited in 2006 but i still do it to my familey .My fammiley still thincis i shoud be a spy when i grow up but i am gowingd to the amey when i grow up

  5. levi says:

    i wil die for my contrey in some way i am gowing to the amy if you nend my astess pleas contat me

  6. heren says:

    i will protac my country even thought i die

    please i want to be a spy e-mail me

  7. saphire says:

    hi! i am 14 year old and i want to be a spy.but i dont want my parents to know.i need a ton more trainign though.i really would like to be a spy.can you help me???

  8. Kenrick says:

    I wanna be a spy so badly I love spying and I am like only 12 years old. If someone wanna be my spy friend I have Msn yahoo messger Aim and google talk

    My Aim is [deleted] and my msn is [deleted] my yahoo messger is [deleted] EMAIL ME IF U WANNA BE SPY FRIENDZ OKEY MY EMAIL IS [deleted] I REALLY LOVE SPYing and i wanna be one.

  9. Matamune says:

    Hey I'm still 12, turning 13 pretty soon... But I took an IQ and my result was "SUPERIOR" and I'm in the 8th grade because I was accelerated. I took PhD certified tests and it said I was a good linguistic, and good with spatial ability. And I am currently learning Japanese and Chinese Mandarin. I know Tagalog, and Morse Code(self taught). I can also devise strategies easily when e and my friends play sports or games to defeat the other team, and it mostly works. And I never have been defeated in a tactical genre of a video game. I knew in spying, you should not give out your real name and easily exchange contact information so I made a new email just for this, not my main email. And I want to help. I don't want to be a spy for pride, bragging and fame, but I want to help. So email me here please. [deleted]

  10. Grace says:

    hello! i'm 13 yrs old and a spy agent. but my parents don't know that i am. just take martial art lessons, a couple of logic games to exercise your brain and start practicing with someone to spy on. it worked for me. once, when a guy touched my shoulder, i did a self-defense move on him and it felt good. well.. really... im a spy agent/assassin. A good assassin, not a bad one. if you dont know what assassin means. look it up on wikipedia.com on the search engine. but anyways... answer back soon.

  11. Spy x says:

    i realy want to be a spy.i have practiced hacking and stuff and i got to this website even though my mom put a block on it with parental controls. i love running and im not realy afrade of getting hurt. i am 12 years old and i still dont know a whole lot. i dont want my mom to find out because she wouldnt let me be a spy, but iv dreemed about being one all my life, please help meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!emailme at : [delete]

  12. spys says:

    me and my friends want to be a spys but the problem is that we dont hev money visit us at spys4ever.blog.hr we ar from croatia

  13. chy says:

    hi i wanna be a spy but u probly already know that. im 12 years old im good at lots of things from hacking to as serios as stealing.

    I took karate for three years. email me at [removed]

  14. Tucker says:

    Hey, as you probably know, I am twelve, and I really want to be an official spy. I am smart, and I push my self very hard, and I alway exceed. Also, I am very flexible, and constently being complimented on my spying. The only problem is, that I can't figure out how to become an official spy, I have checked as many websites as I can, but no answer. So try to get back to me if you can. Thanks

  15. jessica says:

    hi i want to be a spy , i onli have 13 years old but i love youre work i'm very flexible , i'm smart, i like do plans please try to get baack to me i'm so exited with that,thanks

  16. reta says:

    i want to be a spy i am a 14 years i am from alex that is my numer pleas call me [deleted] or [deleted]

  17. scott says:

    I am a serious person to become spy I will risk opportunities for anything/anyone/any place you name it I am just trying to get the opportunities to serve my country please message me back please, please,please,please I am dying to be a spy I am absalutely perfect at makeing stratagies and Im good at hacking peoples information without them knowing so please exept me as a spy I am really trying to be a spy I am trusworthy I have done some bad stuff before but I am really trying to pay my duties to the world so please exept me please I cant push my self to the max because It wouldnt be fair to the people that our are enimies. please im am worthhy please please PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    p.s. im 11 thank you soooooooooooooooo much if you exept me THANK YOU

  18. lea says:

    I am just starting , but i really whant to be a spy becous it is asome, but i am only 11 years old and i need tobe able to stay in school plese help me throgh this?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                               PS.ples answer right backe
    
  19. Nicoletta says:

    Hi! My name is Nicoletta [deleted]. I am 12 years, my birthday is [deleted] and i was born in [deleted]. I ahve brown, curly hair and i am interested in being a spy! I really want to be a spy because I think it would be cool to solve mysteries --under cover as a spy. I have always been interested in being a spy because when book orders come my little sister and I always get something to spy on people. Although I always wanted to do a real mission. I have never had anything to use as a prop or gadget type of thing.

  20. Alan [deleted] says:

    Guys, all you have to do is go on wikipedia and look at spying, google it and just read as many books as you can about it. I don't encourage little people to lie but practice lieing about small things like why you were in the kitchen or why you were in your room so long. Also do lots of physical exercise, especially running as you will need it a lot. If y'all want anymore info add me on msn it's [deleted]

  21. amanda [deleted] says:

    hi i amanda and im 15 years old and i want to become a real spy i love figuring out clues i love action and i will try to be the best i can be i want to go on real missions and i love gagets please make this happen:)

  22. aaron says:

    Right now I'm 11. I want to be a spy but i don't now to sign up. I wold like some help. If you say now i don't have a problem with that. So thanks for the time to read this letter.

                                      Sign, Aaron
    
  23. kieran [deleted] says:

    Hi That story is quite enspiring i have wanted to be a spy all my life please helpppppppp me and give me some advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. raj [deleted] says:

    i want to be a spy bcuz i am smart so i could figure out very difficult codes and so are my friends Juan, Johnathan and Joshuaand we dont want move from our home or change schools so pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help us.

  25. jonathan says:

    i wanna be a spy becaues i am very serious about the job i could figure out any type of ciphers and so r my friends raj & joshua and we don't wanna move from our school or homes or anything so

    pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    get back to us

  26. raj [deleted] says:

    i am 12 going on13soget back to us tell us what hapend p.s.i can figure out ciphers

  27. michala says:

    i know how to be a spy and want to be hired as one.

  28. agent j says:

    im 11 years old, i wanted to be a spy sice i was 5 years old. when i groww up im going to be a spy kid. PLEASE HELP ME

  29. agent j says:

    im 11 years old, i wanted to be a spy sice i was 5 years old. when i groww up im going to be a spy kid. PLEASE HELP ME

  30. agent j says:

    I CAN'T BELEAVE YOUR A SPY KID . I GUSS WHEN I GROWW UP WILL BE I JUST LIKE YOU.THANKS

  31. agent j says:

    I GOT ALL THE GAGETS, ALL THE NOTES BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEACOME A SPY KID.

  32. agent j says:

    I KNOW BEING A SPY IS REALLY TOUGH WORK, BUT YOU WILL GIT USED OF IT

  33. Samii says:

    Hey My anem's Samantha Manaseri! omg that's soo ahh-wesome! i wish that would happen to me..i've tried like everything! i've always wanted to be a teen spy since i was like 8years old!

  34. tyler says:

    hello, i am tyler i am 13 im local in ohio and getting a spy group together im Very sneaky straight A's can rember information easily can tell bold lies easily can pick locks can blend and can make objects in 10 minutes get back to me at (e mail) [deleted]

  35. Zachary says:

    hey man can you plz tell me what i need to buy to become aspy and can you plz tell me where are the spy stores are ty man good by.

  36. mahamed says:

    I like soccer and i now soccer very well iam 13 years old iam original somali now ilevi newyork ineed to player america in 2010 nekistey year or yuo can get me thes is my phon namber is area call is [deleted] helpy me to be player soccer good by coll me

  37. majd says:

    i spied alot and i was never cought im very good at it and i would love it some one would choose me to spy for him

  38. sara says:

    my friend and I want to be a spy we are studing every day we are only nine but I knew ti kwon do we want to be just like you ps wright back

  39. Natalie says:

    Im a spy and im 10 years old.its probaly hard to belive but its true.i have done 57 missions.

    AND IM NOT A TEEN!

  40. lil says:

    I am a spy and i am only 9

  41. jasmine says:

    i want to be a spy and i am 13 i also don't want my parents to find out

  42. derien says:

    im 12 year old trun 13 years old im know a lot about spy just tell me asap

  43. wee-spy-girlx says:

    hi guys i really want to be a spy. i am nearly 11 years old and i spy on my family and freinds. once this guy across the road from me appeared in the paper because of something he had argued with his sons and he put his house up for sale. me and my friend who are spy mad decided we go and check out what hed been up 2 you no internet web searches, biniculars who the stuff u get up 2. but his house has been up for sale for 6 months and no body will buy it.

  44. Anonymous says:

    hi im 13 and i realy realy wanna be a spy sp if anyone cud help me then write back and say pls thanks. but i dont wont my parents to now either.

  45. chelsie says:

    i have always dreamed of bein a spy i once told my best friend u no what she sed theres no such thing we hate each other now.may be i shouled just give up imean your never gonna reply .

  46. berenice says:

    i'm 12 years old and I whant to become a spy becuase I love oll that things but I think that before coming one Ineed to learn to be one

  47. Die Hard says:

    Unfourtunatly, the CIA or FBI do not hire 13 year old kids to work for them. I would particuarly like to work for the NSA but same there no kids. I would like to work in Black-ops or a infilterator but they won't hire.

  48. Die Hard says:

    Nicoletta, You made a HUGE mistake!! Never EVER give out personal information if you wan to be a spy. Nobody should know ANYTHING about you

  49. alex says:

    hi i am alex i am a girl but hate the name Alexsandra so i shortened it i am ten years old. OMG love spying i hid camras all over my house (they were set up by me). there are so many things u should know about me so here they are. i am faster than any kid in my grade we were runing laps and i was at the end when the closes person was half way ! all i think about is spying i even made a cool gaget thing that works. i am top of my spanish class i tell you that because you have to know a lot of languages i have looked on about 100 websites to look for spy camps. i know how to keep a secret. i can fit into smal spaces realy easaly i can do a round off back handspring back layout on a tumble track and i can do a round off back hand spring on the grass (i don't know if that helps.)any way i don't want my parents knowing because they wont let me and if you chose me i wont even tell my best friend becuase you cant turst any one (plus she blaabs every thing.). i Know this is very long but i need this spying is my life so please help . write back soon

  50. Anonymous says:

    Omg my sis told me to look at this so i did to stop her nagging me if i could chose one spy it would be Alex/ Alexsandra

  51. Alex says:

    Hi it is Alex again can someone ansewer me so we can talk about spy stuff because all my fiends laughf at me when i bring it up anyway so please some talk i am ssssooooooooooooo into spying

    PS. If you talk to me i promise i will answer back as soon as i can but that is not why i am at this website.

  52. HARI HARAN says:

    I WANT TO SPY BECAUSE I'M INSTERESTED ON IT

  53. HARI HARAN says:

    HI I'M HARI HARAN AGAIN,

                          WHEN AM I GOING TO BE A SPY! I'M VERY EXCITED OF GETTING MY SPY STUFFS AND I'M TELLING THE TRUTH. I'M12,FROM MARSILING PRIMARY SCHOOL. I'M A BOY. I LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT SPY.NOW I'M SIGNING OF AND THIS IS HARI HARAN.
    
                                                                                                         SARADSBEN@HOTMAIL.COM
    
  54. Hi, I'm 11 Years Old And I Want To Be A Spy I Dont Want My Parents To Know And I Want To Stay In School And Not Move House. Please Help Me Be A Spy Its All Ive Ever Dreamed Of And It Will Really Change My Life Another Problem Is I Live In The UK. Please Help Me And Get Me To Be A Spy. Get Back Soom Johnathan. My Tel.no. Is (01709) 547324. Make Sure Its Me You Talk To Because I Dont Want Them To Know. Thanks.

  55. Connor stascavage says:

    u.s government i want to be a spy because i want to protect my country and i am 12 years old i am also into spy agent and the CIA i love tom Clancy and want to be a spy like him please pick me as a spy because i want to find out some private stuf about some people. Thank you.

  56. Alex says:

    Jonothan you should NEVER give away numbers espeshaly if you want to be a spy because any one can go on this website so be careful answer back if you want to talk spy.

    ps. i am NOT just on this website to talk .

  57. Alex says:

    have any of you people been to the internasional spy musem it is the best place for spy stuff. there was a thing were you try and crack the code i did it in 2 mins there was also a thing were you locate planes and i found 2

  58. Alex says:

    Hi i know i am constantly texting you but i want to be a spy i just climbed up my house with only a rope in my hand to it to my first and second one just in case i fell i might be able to caucht myself any way if you are woundering why i climbed up 3 storys it is because i have to be preapared to be a spy so i hop you chose me just answer back

  59. tootie says:

    I just started spying a week ago but I need a scoop from my home state or better yet my home town. Please give me advise.

  60. megan says:

    i have always wanted to be spy and im really good with all types of codes. but how can i become aspy now?

  61. lek says:

    i am a 12 yr old spy. i have a new op for all of you who ever wants to be a spy come talk to me!

  62. Secret ( I won't tell my name. ) says:

    Hello! . I'm an 11 yrs. old girl. I liked the story. I am a spy too before. But I quit. Wonder how I became a Spy? I just searched about spies, more like... YEARS until I saw a website to become a spy. You can search if you want too. If you can't find any websites, don't worry... You can be a spy anytime you want. If you save people or help other people in many ways, you're already a spy. Well...I hope this helps. Bye!

  63. broc says:

    plz help me be a spy dude

  64. nicol says:

    Hi my Name Is Nicol I Want To Be The Best Spy About World Okay Ilove To Be A Spy Kid Please Give Me Answer As Soon You Can !Thanks!

  65. Kyle says:

    I am 12. I am secretive to my brothers. Watch what they try.

  66. Carsen says:

    I am 9 years old and can you give me advice on spying.

  67. Sian says:

    Hi I have always wanted to be a spy, I am 13 nearly 14, and quite mature. Someone in my family was a spy for the cia, and ever since i found out i have wanted to be one. She really enjoyed herself, but i found out that spying is not just about the funky gadgets and rolypoling around the floor, its about skills and how well you can keep something quiet. If anybody could get me into some spying i would be more than happy, i can give you my details if you can give me your email or something. Thank you.

  68. 000089 says:

    i am 15 years old and i would love to be a spy ive also have tried everything because ive heard about real teen spies but i acn never get a good connection

  69. 000089 says:

    i am 15 years old and i would love to be a spy ive also have tried everything because ive heard about real teen spies but i acn never get a good connection

  70. nathaly says:

    hello i am 14 and i wood love to be a spy it says 12 but i have a good chans becaus i am very good at observing things athers cant i wish to be contakted ples do at some point

  71. shauna says:

    hi i'm 13 and i wud sell my soul to the devil if i could be a spy i need a bit of training ,but i'm the smartest in my school plzz if you can help me email me back

  72. lady of darkness says:

    hi am lady of darkness that's my nickname i want to be spy am cute and am like the fox am clever strange any way i want to be spy now

  73. hi hi i am a cute and clever girl and i want to be a spy well i have my reason and am like the for u can call me fox lady listen every1 no1 going to be a spy before me got that

  74. LIZA says:

    Hello.. my name is..E......!! I am 16 years old.. and i love spying.. my friends laugh at me when i tell them that my dream is to become a spy! for them maybe it is funny but not for me. i really mean it.. i love the advenure.. the sports and i can t live without gymnastic (my favorite sport is ski because i feel free and is a challenge to go down from the top of the mountain without t fell down and without fear.. Also i love running and i use to do it when i have free time..swimming and biking and finally i am flexible.. Moreover i push my self into my limits in order to success my aim for example at gymnastic and don t care if i hurt myself. I don t tell a lot of my secreats to my friends because i don t trust them very much and i can t be sure if they betray me on day. At last but not least i want to travel around the world and i love the mystery and i try to remember my friend s mobile phone numbers(i don t know if it is worthwhile) but the important is that i want to become a spy in order to help . So i need your help, to inform me about how i can become a spy and what i need to do..

  75. Jedd says:

    hey guys im 12 too going onto 13. i know ALOT of ALOT qabout the world of spys. i know most of the codes also loads of secret tips i learnt from some spy books. it sou7nds childish but i love it! i REALLLLYYYY wanna be a spy basically ever since i was old enough to walk.i read alot of spy stuff, make spy gadgets (little things) and spy on ma familly and friends. also my nextdoor neighbors when i hear shouting ;) msn me at jeddbodman@hotmail.com. to be a spy u need alode of guts.. and energy :P i reallllyy wanna be a spy. if not ill definatly jopin the army when im 23

  76. xavier says:

    i like to be a syp

  77. i rilly wont to be a spy im good with dogs and climming and im very sporty so that maens very healthy i wont rilly want this but i have school and i would like to be a spy at home if possible

  78. katie says:

    thank you alan

  79. erin says:

    hi i'm 8 i'd love to be a spy my friends have got a little spy club and i have a office of my own and if i was a spy i'd be the best spy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  80. Anonymous says:

    i spy on mum and dad

  81. spy98 says:

    i spy on mum and dad

  82. Taimania says:

    i really want to be a spy i was one but they were all worried about me so please hep thanks

  83. briana says:

    im 13 and i've always wanted to be a spy i have great observation skills and can figure out ciphers pleeeeeeeeeese help me

  84. fazal karim says:

    i want to work with FBI if that is in peshawar or that is in kabul. my emale add rab_fazl @yahoo.com in i live in kabul and also i live in pakistan peshawar . i appy for the work of FBI i like FBI work Becuse its very intersting for me plz accept me

  85. Fin says:

    Hi my name is Fin, I am desperate to be a spy. My partner Ash and I have been working hard on it everyday since we were five years old and now we are ten! We are very good at decoding, I am also good at high jump I can jump 95cm/38in,I can be quiet if I want and I can run fast and am good at sneaking up at people.

                                              please pick me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
  86. Ash says:

    Hi my name is Ash, I am 10 years old I've been practicing for 5 years to be a spy with my partner Fin, I am good at running, climbing and playing with gadgets. I hope you pick me and my partner.

                                                please pick me PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
  87. Emily says:

    Hi! I love law enforcement and justice. I want to be a spy but I do not no how to become one. I realize being a spy would be difficult but I'm in love with spying. I need to know how to become a spy at age 11.

  88. Emily says:

    Hi! I love law enforcement and justice. I want to be a spy but I do not no how to become one. I realize being a spy would be difficult but I'm in love with spying. I need to know how to become a spy at age 11.

  89. tristan says:

    i have been spying on peaple for a few years i want grow up a spy

  90. Brie says:

    Im 13 years old and I really want to be a spy so do you think you could help me? I do need some training though but i bet afterwards i can be a good spy.

  91. Sami says:

    Hi im 13 years old and i really want to become a spy, do u know any secret spy schools for kids my age

  92. N/A says:

    I am a spy and if you are then you should never talk about it.

  93. fares says:

    pleaselet me a spy

  94. brittany says:

    hay im 13 i love spying i dont want know one to know ive always been entrested in this so please comment my post

  95. Anonymous says:

    i wanna be a spy please help me to be a spy:-}

  96. Hopeful says:

    How do you become a spy? I have allways wanted to be one.

  97. louise says:

    i would really love to become a spy

  98. i would love to be a spy of like a undercover agent :D email me please happyharry_782@hotmail.com

  99. HIU says:

    I WANT TO BE A SPY TOO!!! I'M NEARLY 15YEARS OLD & LIVE IN PRC CHINA.

  100. Ashley says:

    hey. My names Ashley. And i want to ba a spy badly. Ill do anything. Pretty much. I dont know that much about this stuff. So inform me on stuff? my emails ponypals123@gmail.com [DONT ASK] but I am dead serious about this.. help?

  101. Ashley says:

    hey. My names Ashley. And i want to ba a spy badly. Ill do anything. Pretty much. I dont know that much about this stuff. So inform me on stuff? my emails ponypals123@gmail.com [DONT ASK] but I am dead serious about this.. help?

  102. Ashley says:

    Hello, =]

    Im Ashley. Im interested. But I cant find anything that can help me become a spy. Its my dream. weird. I know. =D Any tips or places I could go for training or something so that when I do turn 18 i can become a spy? Or programs that can help me become one before im 18?

  103. mmmmmm. says:

    Tips? Anything? I want to become this badly Email-ponypals123@gmail.com [dont ask]

  104. mmmmmm. says:

    Tips? Anything? I want to become this badly Email-ponypals123@gmail.com [dont ask]

  105. mmmmmm. says:

    Tips? Anything? I want to become this badly Email-ponypals123@gmail.com [dont ask]

  106. Hey Kids says:

    Thought I may be able to help some of you out. If you want to be a spy...go to school and get your degree. Look up on the CIA website for example Clandestine Service, they have lots of programs. I am not aware of anything for any kids programs, but do know the ARMY has a warrior type of program that may help you learn some skills. Good luck lil troops. -H

  107. dev says:
            that wasnt funny you suck
    
  108. haha. says:

    Wow. You kids are fucking idiots.

  109. joshua says:

    I want to be a spy so I can spy on family.

  110. prasana says:

    i want to be a spy

  111. Uknown says:

    i understand your a spy i would like you to teach me the ways of a spy im 13 i will not reveal my name in public i mean my parents are cops im known to be sneaky just thought if its true e-mail me at topoloco_95@yahoo.com if your what you say you are

  112. Uknown says:

    i understand your a spy i would like you to teach me the ways of a spy im 13 i will not reveal my name in public i mean my parents are cops im known to be sneaky just thought if its true e-mail me at [deleted] if your what you say you are

  113. georgina says:

    hi im georgina im going to be a spy with my friend liam if any bodys out there this isnt a joke we already are figuring out lost crimes there easy just got to use the brain gotta go my lazer watch is here ps need a crime fixed [deleted] If not work ring [deleted] and ask for georgina

  114. harrisen says:

    hi me and my friend have been enrolled to a R.S.A aka Royal Spy Academy and are parents are fine with that but is a spy school all its cramped up to be???

  115. joseph says:

    I am 10 years old and i am a spy. my mom dose not no.help

  116. Tech says:

    Hey, I have done some of these things. All of these kids want to be spys, I have been reading this all morning. I'm not going to give a way to contact me, or give out an alias, or my age. But A group of people and I started a group a while back. To name a few, we have a: Hacker, lock pick, master of disguise, tech person, three major athletes,a genius (just turned thirteen and has the credits and ability to be a junior in college.) And between all of us we know: Two forms of sign language, Brale, Morse Code, Mandarin Chinese, French, spanish, German, Japanese, and Norwegian. But that's aside from the point. I all of these kids are really interested in being spy's, start a group like this in your area and work your way up. At the very least you would figure out some idea of what it's like to be a spy, and figure out if you really want to be one.

  117. Lohikan says:

    I would like to be a spy. I am smart and talented, but I know that I never will. The government runs the F.B.I and all children can do is "steal the cookie". We should be able to do something. To be able to by spy gear that is not 100 dollars. It's a dream people, but a good one.

  118. hello, im almost 19 and i already had some basic trianing for being a really good spy is their someone i can talk to to become a spy.......i've seen a camp close by but it would cost to about 1000 for just a summer there....(sigh) lol

    but really could you talk to some one for me or ill talk to them or something so this would actually
    

    work out so i can start even more training.... I took 6 different types of Karote i started that when i was 5..........so yea im a senior at my school this year too its going past really well all as and stuff......so yea if you could have someone get a hold of me or something that would be great!.....

    Thank You Debra French

  119. ethan says:

    hi im ethan im 10 yrs old and i would love to be a spy

  120. jack says:

    half the people here aren't even remotely qualified to be a spy. no one is going to hire a 12 year old because they would have managed to blow their cover within 5 minutes of being hired by the CIA and btw the alex rider series is fiction and would never happen in real-life

  121. vinbee says:

    I am ten and i really want to be a spy I have been practicing since I was 5 please help my e-mail is vinbeematthew@gmail.com thanks

  122. matthew says:

    hi im matthew im 11 years old i always have had a taste of adventure and danger.i love exploring and looking for clues and stuff i must become a spy.please o please let me be a spy

  123. 2 friends says:

    hello ! i want to be spies me and my friends becaus i like this !! very much pleasse can you accpted me and my friends

  124. caroline shimmel says:

    i know it is bad to give out full name on the internet. i hope i hurt none of these above people's feelings, but unlike them, i am very seirious about spying. i need help. i really want to be a spy, and as some people say, spies are everything, but nothing. i'm only 12. i'm leaving my email please send all information you have asap to:

    partypunkchic97@yahoo.com

    thank you.

  125. Admiral says:

    FBI havent intelligent officers! I work for MI6... and intelligence officer(spy, secret agent) is only at CIA, MI5, MI6!!!

  126. alex says:

    Hi, I'm Alex (not my real name), and I want to become a spy. I've always wanted to be a spy. I'm in eigth grade, I'm extremely good in things like math and logic. I still need to learn a few things in spying, but I'm not that bad. I can take things from my friends at school without them realizing it is gone until about five minutes later I give it back to them and they yell at me. I'm very good at eavesdropping; I eavesdrop on my parents every night when they are talking to each other and my siblings and I are supposed to be asleep. I know that you should never give out your real name, but instead a pseudonym, so I always do that when I sign up for something. I'm pretty good at cracking codes, but I could probably learn a lot still. I used to take tae-kwan-doe, but then my parents took me out because we didn't have the money. Sadly, I was removed while I was still a white belt. :(
    Another reason I would like to become a spy is because my life is BORING!!! I almost never get to do anything exciting. The most exciting things I have ever done are: go to UGA for scholar TIP weekend, and get lost somewhere. My memory isn't the best, but I know a lot. Some people have called me paranoid because I notice every little noise and movement when I'm jumpy. I've always loved trying to listen in on other people's conversations. I know quite a bit about computers (I could still know more), because my father works on computers. I shouldn't be on here, because my father has told me I shouldn't go on websites like this, but I know how to make it so that the computer no longer says what I have done here today.

    If you know how I could become a spy, email me at ashlen@y7mail.com (not my real email)

  127. 008 says:

    Hey i have the right stuff i just need help getting there. If you used me i know i would do as much as i could. I am 12 and i want to be a spy not becasue it is Awesome but because i know i could do it. If you were to pick one of us to help i know i could do a lot fo it.

  128. Faheem says:

    Hey I'm 13 but I really want to be a spy. I have practiced things like climbing on a wall and spying on my friends while playing manhunt but cannot do it very well, I use mirrors instead of cameras cause I don't have any. I am also a great fan of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell and that's where my inspiration came from. I tried several times to build a true spy gadget but in vain due to lack of equipment. Could I get some tips please? E-mail me at faheemrcc@gmail.com. Thanks. :)

  129. PurpleStar says:

    Hello. I shall not reveal my name or age because spies are not supposed to do that. Joking, I'm 10. But I will reveal my code name PurpleStar (if you want to be a spy come up with a name that you will be known by so people will not know your real name). I have dreamed of being a spy and I know I would be a good one, for instance I'm a fast writer, have a good memory, fabulous with math, and a fast and silent runner. I some times think I'm quick as a fox, silent as a mouse. I really want to be a spy. So if you could give me some tips I'd love you for it. Signing Out, -PurpleStar

  130. PurpleStar says:

    Yes, I have a comment above but I want you to know that some good things to have when spying are sunglasses, a mirror for seeing whats behind you, flashlight for seeing in the dark, telescope or binoculars for seeing far away, magnifieing glass for studying finger prints, small note book for writing info in, a pencil for writing in the notebook with, and balls(at least bigger than a small sized paperclip) for distracting dogs with. And don't forget some thing to carry them in(like a fanny pack, purse, or a backpack). So enjoy your spying, I'd give tips but I know that would take a long time to type. and one of my bad things is that I use chicken pecking when I type. So I Hope you come up with a code name and enjoy being a spy, oh and again please leave tips you learned while spying. Over and Out,-PurpleStar

  131. PurpleStar says:

    I noticed you say "email me at blah blah blah" so instead of doing that leave a comment with your tips so everyone can observe them.

  132. deedee says:

    i wanna be a spy so bad! how?I am only 11 but i realy want to be a spy

  133. deedee says:

    november 26 2008 I realy want to be a spy ! I am only 11 but i realy do want to be a spy. How??????????

  134. bailey says:

    can't wait to get my spy gear

  135. Jacelyn says:

    Please, oh please help me be a spy!!! Spies seem so cool. So Help!!

  136. PurpleStar says:

    Okay, here is how you can make your own codename: 1.The begining of your codename is your favorite color (mines purple) 2.Now think of something to go with it (I choose star) 3.Now take the words and put them together and, viola! you have your code name(examples for the 2nd word are: bell, spider, bear, skirt, keyboard, fox, mouse, shooting, swift, or anything you can think of). So, Over and Out.

  137. RedCode says:

    PurpleStar, I love your idea for a codename. Anyone who reads this should think of a code name to. It is a fabulous idea!

  138. Secret Agent in Training (soon...I hope) says:

    HELP ME BE A SPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(please?)

  139. PurpleStar says:

    Yes, I know, I know, I have sent a lot of messages recently, but I have a plea for everyone who leaves comments on this site, If you know anyone who was a spy or a secret agent ask them how they got the job or in other words, what they did to qualify for being one. So everyone who leaves messages on this site can follow their dream of being a spy. Hopefully people will be able to do their dream. Over and Out.

  140. belize says:

    hey im 14 going to be 15 soon i love anything that has to do with spyes and well im a really dedicated person. But please i love this thing it amazing how you feel when your doing all of this and well i would really love to become one.I know the chances are on in a billion but i wish i could be that one (sandiego)

  141. hanna says:

    ya right... well i guess it might be able to happen. im might be a spy i cant say i know what i am. im 10 and so is my friend we might be spies olny we know.

  142. carmen says:

    im a lot older than i was when i played in spykids 1, 2, and 3. it was amazing, basically the best. but being a real spy kid takes work. its not something you can be you have to work for it. well have fun being a "spy kid".lol. bye, carmen.

  143. carmen says:

    im a lot older than i was when i played in spykids 1, 2, and 3. it was amazing, basically the best. but being a real spy kid takes work. its not something you can be you have to work for it. well have fun being a "spy kid".lol. bye, carmen.

  144. lily says:

    im 12 and i wanna become a spy =(! is it hard to become a spy?

  145. Charles says:

    I really badly want to be a spy!

  146. PurpleStar says:

    I have some suggestions for you if you want to be a spy, watch spy movies. While watching them take note of their strategies, moves, gadgets, and how they get themselves out of trouble. Over and Out.

  147. AGENT L129 says:

    Hello. I am 11. I work for SSO. It is a spy organization. Becoming a spy is dangerous. Please dont attempt.

  148. hdhamp not my real name says:

    i would love to be a spy but i have my reasons :)

  149. Anonymous says:

    i would love to be a spy but i have my reasons :)

  150. seleste says:

    hiiiiiii im seleste i REALLY want to be a spy right now im 12 .i am very energetic and love solving misteries i think it would be very good if i were a spy

  151. PurpleStar says:

    Dear Seleste, I think the more reasons you can be a good spy the more likely you will become one, so if anyone else is reading this, come up with as many reasons you can for being a good spy. Over and Out.

  152. hailey says:

    Hello. my name is Hailey... i'm 13. and heck yess i want to be a spy. im a cheerleader. so physical stuff is no prob. and i'm a caliber high above most. classified above and beyond. my teachers think im a freakin' 15 year old haha. well... hope someone can offer me some advice. just so you know im in A.G! p.s cheerleaders arent stupiddddd we just fool everyone and get what we want in the end :)

  153. sydet says:

    me and my cousin really want to become spys and we are both 10-11 and we are desprit so please help us become spys we are in need of a spy agency cause we are AUSOME!!!!!!!!!!

  154. i want to be a spy can u give me some info please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PS:im 12 help.

  155. ambell says:

    hi,i am always love to be spy in my life that is why i am looking for spy organisation anywhere and i am only 15 year old please contact me at my email[ambell23@rocketmail.com] thanks bye

  156. ambell says:

    hi,i am always love to be spy in my life that is why i am looking for spy organisation anywhere and i am only 15 year old please contact me at my email[ambell23@rocketmail.com] thanks bye

  157. Angelina E. Cortdopp says:

    I want to be a spy badly! Please help!

  158. Frankie says:

    I'm thirteen and thinking about my GCSE's which had got me thinking. Maybe i could be Clandestine Service Trainee (spy) i think i would be good as a spy as i do not ever give into peer pressure plus i'm never caught when i'm sneaking around but i need training could you help me please!!!!?

  159. Diane G. says:

    I want to b a spy badly. Pleze help!1!

  160. cj says:

    i have always wanted to be a spy and im 11 and i wanna know if i can be a spy but i would do all the work at my house please help me i wanna be spy s bad

  161. mystery? says:

    What does URL stand for?

  162. courtney says:

    hi,i'm courtney and i really want to be a spy i have just found out that spy kids are reel i am only 12 years old but i dont know if i can trust wikipedia and i dont know if i have to tell my parents? i would really apperciate it if anyone who is already a spy would give me some help..... i am also one of the fastest girls out of year 7 and 8 also i do a sport caslled judo i have just started but i can already do a flip onto a mat i'm not scared of anything if i had to hold a snake i would hold it i would do anything to become a spy thankyou!!

  163. courtney says:

    i forgot to mension that i love puzzles and i watched films like it to like the devinji code i have me and my mam has even done the rubiks cube without cheating or any like that thatkyou once again please some one help me and i also want to now is there no goverment in england or the u.k i don't want to move to the U.S??!!

  164. chris says:

    i need help to becum a spy and i downt know how and im 14 so can sum one help me

  165. alex says:

    i will do whatever it takes to get in for information to my country.

  166. keithb says:

    how did you get the things to do it wat site did you go to WoW

  167. Lauren says:

    Hey, Im Lauren Im 13 and I am a spy. I go to a slutty Catholic School. My school is the best academic school in my District. I know 3 languages fluently, have straight A's perfect attendance and get hold a 100% average in P.E. I also have contact with the CIA. (including an official hat!)

  168. Tanmay says:

    guys, i m tanmay.i m 18 years old.i also want to b a spy like all of u.so i hav planned to make a spy community with all of u.so if u r interested, then contact with me on- tanmay-karmakar@in.com.u can solve the mystries from your room.so contact me to b a spy.perhaps u r the next Sharlock Holmes.so hurry up!!!!!!!!!

  169. Alex says:

    your a spy,cool!!but i want to be an assassin,can you help me?

  170. Adam says:

    hi my name is adam and i was wondering if you could help me become a spy. Because all my life i have wonted to be come one and i thought that i had't to wait until i was older nough to join MI5 or MI6 but when i was looking at becoming one i saw that you were one and i thought if you could help me become one i would be so greatful.

    Thanks Alot Adam

  171. Doug says:

    i'm interested in becoming a spy but i am in need of your help. i dont want my family to know.i also want to stay in school and not move from my current home, city, state, or country. my age is not needed at the time but i will say i am a teen. contact me if you can.

  172. Julius Owiredu says:

    hi i really want to be a spy but i do not want my parents to know and am only 13 years at times i want to learn some moves but i cannot because i do not have the equipments

  173. hi i really want to be a spy but i do not want my parents to know and am only 13 years at times i want to learn some moves but i cannot because i do not have the equipments

  174. hey guys. look; i never want to be a spy but I am doing a project on it for school. If anyone has any good ROUTINES for practice for wannabe spies please comment back and ill give you my email.

    britt :P

  175. erika says:

    HI! Iwant to be a spy! im from latvia!

    I want to learn the best ways how defend all world! i am 14 yearsold! and im not jape! its wreel my e mail is erika9502@inbox.lv

  176. Ramslo says:

    I have little experience with my dad beacause he works in cia but he dont tellme anything he thinks that if i know something maybe i can be like in danger or something like that .. but i think is do awesome he has a lot of money and know imprtant people like the president .

  177. aaron says:

    i want to be a spy please help thanks

  178. !Wolf 5! says:

    i'm 12 i will risk my life for queen and for country. i love to bea spy and am nearly 1 already once i jumped over 25 fences and across a few hills through some woods and tripped 3 times on a fence i got caught by barbwire on 1 of dem wen i got home my mum and dad thought i had been beaten up all i said was it was nothin mum i just tripped in the woods. that was this year im gettin better im small agile but vry gd for my age i did evade some cops once i can get in truoble alot.

    my email is moviepeople@hotmail.co.uk if you wanna add me send me a message wen you do sayin wolf 5 agent or spy ok.

  179. kate horsen says:

    i wont to be a spy plz help but my mum dont know so can you give me a card but come to my school plz

  180. danni says:

    hi im 11 and i really want to be a spy. me and my friends always play spy gamess and we really love it.

  181. Anonymous says:

    iwant to be a spy kid .but not aspy generaton

  182. Lorie says:

    I am eleven years old, turning twelve in two months. I really want to
    be a spy. I know Spanish, French, and am still learning how to speak Japenese. I spy on my neighbors, and surprisingly found out a lot of information about them. They only caught me one time, that was only because I wasn't paying attention. Can anyone help me become a spy?

  183. courtney says:

    i am 11 years old i want to do something adventurous and amazing i was thinking about being an auther but thats not enuff i realy want to go around the world on secret missions and protecting the earth from anything and every thing i want to be someone like the adventurers in the movies and i know i would be good at it if only i got a shot i want to explore caves and eeverything misterious i want to live a life of danger ...and im ready...dont underestimate me ........world show me what youve got.

    email me at allichty@cox.net thank you for your time i must be going now.

  184. courtney says:

    i am 11 years old i want to do something adventurous and amazing i was thinking about being an auther but thats not enuff i realy want to go around the world on secret missions and protecting the earth from anything and every thing i want to be someone like the adventurers in the movies and i know i would be good at it if only i got a shot i want to explore caves and eeverything misterious i want to live a life of danger ...and im ready...dont underestimate me ........world show me what youve got.

    email me at allichty@cox.net thank you for your time i must be going now.

  185. Laszlo Nagy says:

    I'm 12 I want to be a spy plz email me teh codez

  186. wryan says:

    hi i wanted to be a spy for a wile but i dont know how!

  187. wryan says:

    i wanted to be a spy for a while but i dont know how .by da way i aint a nerd

  188. dEE. says:

    how can you get a job to be a spy anyways???

  189. Sian le mevel says:

    Hi my name is sian. I call myself cool girl . I am 12 years old and I love animals . I whoe like become a spy. Me and my frend emmer she is 10 all spy on peple on the astat .

  190. brody says:

    i really want to be a spy can you help

  191. brian says:

    i realy want to be a feild agent and im only 13 going on 14

  192. Jessica says:

    Hi i really want to be a spy i am 14 years old and have dreamt of this since i was about 3

    please give me advice on how to become one x

  193. It's pretty cool of you being a spy and all you may be 12, but I like you kid.

  194. Elvira says:

    I am 10 years-old and want to be a spy. I know 3 kinds of Karate and can speak English, Chinease, French, Spanish, and some Korien. I am a whiz on websites and my iq is high. Please, I want to be a spy.

  195. sirine says:

    I am Sirine I am from tunisia I talk englishe I want to be a spy I know many ebawt the cods

  196. johno says:

    hello buddy

    seorsily tell me is it true

    if it is reply

  197. Hector says:

    I LOVE SPIES I WANT TO EAT THEM Up!!! i haev alwais wanted 2 b 1 since i was 6 adn niw== im 52. plaes help mee! peopel tell me i am vrey smart.

  198. N/A says:

    iy wonty toy bey ay spyy soy bady. ally myy lifey iy havey wantedy toy bey ay spyy. iy eveny inventedy codesy likey puttingy ay yy aty they endy ofy ally myy wordsy soy thaty nobodyy cany understandy mey whosey noty ay spyy. isnty ity affectivey?

  199. sam.shewring says:

    I would like to be a spy because I love them

  200. Anonymous says:

    hey how do we become one

  201. Spy 191212 says:

    You guys don't know that how much I want to be a spy and even thou I have rade every book on Alex Rider.I have spyed on every one in my famely Oh yes the people who have written there name like Alan,Lea,Scott and etc never do that because spys never give people there right name so you need to have a code number like me spy 191212 and Alan thanks for your informations.

  202. Spy 191212 says:

    You guys don't know that how much I want to be a spy and even thou I have rade every book on Alex Rider.I have spyed on every one in my famely Oh yes the people who have written there name like Alan,Lea,Scott and etc never do that because spys never give people there right name so you need to have a code number like me spy 191212 and Alan thanks for your informations.

  203. Spy 191212 says:

    You guys don't know that how much I want to be a spy and even thou I have rade every book on Alex Rider.I have spyed on every one in my famely Oh yes the people who have written there name like Alan,Lea,Scott and etc never do that because spys never give people there right name so you need to have a code number like me spy 191212 and Alan thanks for your informations.

  204. Gozzy says:

    hi my name is ????? codename Gozzy my lifelong ambision is to become a spy i have my own spy group and we are all trained in the arts of spying we have loads of people and bases we are still training though and we ave been for about six months because i need my group to be perfect can you give me any tips on how to make my group a lot better and mabey one day we will be a big spy organisation could you inploy us as kids???????

  205. Billie th spy says:
    I a spy from5 year old and now I am 12 It is really fun if anyone needs help comment and I will help xoxo
  206. Hurricane ( fake identy name ) says:
    I want to be a spy I have cracked lots of codes and locks I have taken gymnastics since I was 2 I am really good with electronics and I make myself little gadgets a lot
  207. sora rodriguez says:
    i want to be a spy im 13, im not good at making gadgets or anything like that but i know 5 diffrent languages and i know a bit of the history of the cia an fbi, i cant build little gadgets like other people but i am smart and can hack... but anyway if you could give me any tips please email me at TheOneAndOnly@gmail.com my name is sora ive been studying the careers at cia for 3 years know so please help me :)
  208. Mac says:

    Hi I am 13 years old and I want to know how to be a spy I think spy's are awesome

  209. Mac says:

    Oh and please do help

  210. says:

    You guys can't even spell right -.- Plus being a spy isn't as cool and simple as books make it seem , your life would be in danger and missions arent gonna be as simple and cool as they sound like in books & movies

  211. kyail says:

    iif u r a spy what am i.

  212. Baely Ames says:

    This is soooooooooo fake.

  213. I wanna be a spy. Ill do what I have to do. When I have to do it. email me decode this: uxsfbozroi@djxfi.zlj the code has something to do with Caeser and a cipher I think you can figure it out

  214. richardpenland says:

    iv allwas whonted to be a spy so recerot me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  215. Anna says:

    hellow my name is anna and im 13 years old and im the typ that dos not mack a big del out of thing and im willing to tak the ricesc of becomeing a C,I,A agent and or spy what do you think big shot?

  216. Anna says:

    well its anna agen and iwas wundering if i should become a C.I.A agent becuse i knowe that my mom and dad will not a prove well im from a littel twon called havelock and im vary country what about you?